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WHO: Sybille Matteris and Bro Strider
TONE: Bro is a teenager
RATING: PG-13/R for language and Bro being a horny teenager
WHEN: About a week after the teacher's retreat
WHERE: Bro's flat in London
WHAT: Bro invited Sybille over to his flat, and she accepted the offer.
STATUS: On going!

[In retrospect, Sybille probably should have given Strider a bit of warning before showing up at his flat. She wasn't sure if he would even be there, after all, but for some reason she doubted he did much outside of his home or Hogwarts. She also didn't know if his brats weren't there, because her and children got along about as well as oil and vinegar.

She knocked on the door sharply, smoothing out her skirt with one hand. She was a bit...nervous, to see the eldest Strider. Which was simply absurd, because she had no reason at all to be nervous. This was just going to be sex. He was just a colleague; a bizarre, attractive, and somewhat intriguing one. There was no reason to feel this way. She was being stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Hopefully the man would answer the door soon, and they could get this over with.]

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[Bro was not. expecting her at all. When he'd invited her over, he had fully expected her to wait a few weeks. Y'know, be a total tease about it. He actually expected to have to remind her about it. He would've been patient, even though it would've killed him. If he had known she was coming, he would have been spazzing inwardly with excitement. Thankfully the day had been fairly normal, and Dave and Dirk had went out for a while. It was just him and him alone.

And what did Bro like to do when he was alone? Take showers that lasted forwever. Which is what he was in the middle of doing when he heard the knock on the door. The fact he heard it was a miracle, considering he had the water going at full blast. Thankfully his ears were in perfect working order. He assumed it was the kids coming back, and that somehow they'd locked themselves out. He'd have to give them hell for being dumb and locking themselves out...]

Jesus christ Dave, did you lose your- Oh my god.

[Please tell him this was just a horrible nightmare. Caught with his shades off, in a bathrobe. A towel on his head. Standing right in front of his booty call.

Fanfuckingtasic.]