At first I was alone, I was petrified

[shnpc]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Worse than yesterday
RATING: PG13-R
WHEN: Thursday June 28th
WHERE: Common Room
WHAT: It's a night of relaxing for some fun karaoke and drinks
STATUS: On going


[The teachers deserve a break, for some reason, and Dumbledore decided to go with something a bit more muggle. A karaoke station is set up, full of cheesy songs that will only embarrass you. There are an array of costumes on a rack if you're feeling adventurous with your musical career. Go ahead, do it, none of the teachers would ever admit to being too afraid to sing.]

Comments

[wwistful]

[He slumps over his chair because that was a huge mood kill.] That's a horrible feelin'.

[grandhighwizard]

If it helps, you are one of the more competent instructors. You simply need to learn to control your mouth and your temper a bit better, as sad a day as that will be for me.

[wwistful]

I am? [He brightens a little before sinking back down.] Don't tell me what do to...to do.

[grandhighwizard]

I'm not telling you, I'm offering some friendly advice, lad. You'll do as you please, I'm sure, as I'm not an attractive woman telling you what to do. [smirks]

[wwistful]

Whazzat meant to mean? [Oooh, that's harsh Rhys.] I'm sure you clean up nice.

[grandhighwizard]

[Rhys's laughter often has a sort of undertone to it that says he's laughing very much at the person he's speaking to, but this time it's just genuine amusement in his chuckle.] Very kind of you to say so, though I'm not sure what you imagine 'cleaned up' is.

[wwistful]

[He stares at Rhys for a long moment.] I honestly couldn't imagine you'd look all too good in a dress.

[grandhighwizard]

I have been told I don't have the figure for it, no. [serenely] Even when I was a lad myself.

[wwistful]

Were you always that



big?

[grandhighwizard]

I grew up on a farm and hit my growth spurt rather young. Though obviously I didn't reach my adult height right away. [raises an eyebrow] You do seem fascinated with my size, Donoghue. Why is that?

[wwistful]

[Murdoc snorts in an utterly charming matter.] Glad we didn't go to school together, then.

'M not! Don't be stupid!

[grandhighwizard]

We wouldn't have been in the same House. [smiles] You have nothing to be insecure about, by the way. You're a perfectly respectable height.

[wwistful]

There's no way I'd be anythin' but Slytherin! [He looks so snooty about that.] I never said I was insecure! M'fine, I look great. At least I'm in proportion.

[grandhighwizard]

[ ... oh, too easy. Rhys will just smile wickedly.] So am I.

[wwistful]

Are you jokin'? Your hands are huge! [And Rhys is huge, Murdoc.]

[grandhighwizard]

As are my feet. And I am close to seven feet tall. How is this out of proportion?

[wwistful]

[Looooooong silence.]

Why are we talkin' about this?

[grandhighwizard]

Because you brought it up. [pointedly] It's not something I usually end up discussing.

[wwistful]

[Squinting. Thinking.] No, I think it was you.

[grandhighwizard]

I believe your original comment was something along the lines of being offended by me calling you 'my lad' due to my height. [corrects] And later you said I was disproportionate. I'm letting you drive the conversation here ... it seems that was a mistake. [amused look[]

[wwistful]

That is a huge lie an' you probably made it up then. [He pulls a face, looking as if he's trying to get up out of this dumb chair but it's hard.]

I'll have you know I am perfectly fuckin' capable of drivin' a fantastic conversation! People have said. [He nods more to himself than Rhys.]

[grandhighwizard]

Really? [raises his eyebrows] Which people?

[wwistful]

People who aren't you. [SNIFF.] I'm tired of bein' up here. [Now he's getting kind of grumpy again, he's going to pace to the edge of the stare and stare blearily at the floor.]

[grandhighwizard]

Need a hand, lad?

[wwistful]

M'fine withoutcher hand. Where's the stairs on this thing?