At first I was alone, I was petrified

[shnpc]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Worse than yesterday
RATING: PG13-R
WHEN: Thursday June 28th
WHERE: Common Room
WHAT: It's a night of relaxing for some fun karaoke and drinks
STATUS: On going


[The teachers deserve a break, for some reason, and Dumbledore decided to go with something a bit more muggle. A karaoke station is set up, full of cheesy songs that will only embarrass you. There are an array of costumes on a rack if you're feeling adventurous with your musical career. Go ahead, do it, none of the teachers would ever admit to being too afraid to sing.]

Comments

[polariity]

Well, you're drunk, so just remember that it could be worse.

[Crouching down, he just kind of... pokes Murdoc's face.]

Be optimistic for once, what'd optimism ever do to you?

[wwistful]

[He grunts at the poke.]

I'm not negative, I'm old. Oooold and pathetic.

[polariity]

You might be a little pathetic, but get over yourself, you aren't that old. We used to go to school together, seriously.

[wwistful]

You're old too. [Giving him the saddest look, you can't be mad at that look.]

[polariity]

[Surprisingly he can't! Still not helping him up, tho.]

Pleathe, I'm not that old either. I haven't even hit my middle ageth yet. You know how long uth magic dickweedth can live. Thith ith nothing.

Come on, get off of the floor already.

[wwistful]

My son laughs at me because I don't understand references.

[He lounges lethargically.]

No. You c'mere.

[polariity]

That doethn't mean you're old, it jutht meanth you're thtupid and don't keep up with thingth.

[He's rolling his eyes right now. It's hard to tell, but he is.]

Do you need me to drag you to our room?

[wwistful]

M'not stupid. Things are stupid.

[SIGH he holds up a hand.] Give us a lift up. I can walk.

[polariity]

Fine, thtubbborn, doeth that make you feel better.

[Sighing, he clasps Murdoc's hand and tugs him up. He's surprisingly strong for being such a nerd.]

[wwistful]

A little.

[He gives Art a weak smile as he takes his hand. Only instead of letting himself be pulled he tugs down on the arm.]

[polariity]

[With an undignified squawk, he crumples onto him all bony elbows and awkwardness.]

Oh fuck me, watch it, dick!

[wwistful]

[Murdoc grunts as one of those point ass elbows collides with him. He drapes an arm over Artollo's back and lets out a lazy laugh.]

Shaddup.

[polariity]

I haven't even gotten a drink yet. Bite me.

[Disgruntled and uncomfortable!]

Are we cuddling?

[wwistful]

Is this cuddlin'? I had no idea.

[polariity]

There seems to be an awfully lot of nonviolent physical contact happening between two grown men right now.

[wwistful]

Would you feel more comfortable if I hit you? I know I would.