And you thought the days of room sharing ended in seventh year

[shnpc]

WHO: Teachers
TONE: Oh god they put us in a room together
RATING: PG for swearing
WHEN: Monday June 25th
WHERE: Rooms
WHAT: The teachers arrive at their retreat and get to settle in
STATUS: ongoing


[Everyone has arrived and been directed to where their rooms are. You get those fancy muggle key cards and some tickets for a free continental breakfast. You have to have your bags taken up by hotel staff though, muggles would think it's weird seeing trunks float anyways. You finally arrive to your room, it's silent, eerily silent. Oh god have your roommates already killed each other and left you to clean up the mess?]


[[ooc; The female teachers room is like the girls dorms at Hogwarts, it's charms so dudes can't get in. Girls can go in to the guys rooms though.]]

Comments

[nosigntospeakof]

[There sure is a lot of eye rolling going on over here. But Sal rests his hand on Art's head regardless, giving his scalp a little scratch.]

I'm sorry I almost let your precious one in twenty-something magical laptop fall on the ground. Should I kiss Chimera too to make it better?

[polariity]

[Art just holds his darling laptop up over his head.]

[Yes. Yes you should.]

[nosigntospeakof]

[Mwah.]

I'm sorry, Chimera. I might as well voice it too for all I know your father has made you sentient by now.

[polariity]

It ith a thlight pothibility, ehehehe.

[Putting Chimera down onto his lap, Artollo rolls his head back so that he's looking up at Sal with a sly grin.]

And now a kith for the dithtraught father.

[nosigntospeakof]

It'd be rude of me not to.

[The kiss he gives Artollo is notably more than the peck he gave the computer. Longer, sweeter and with just a bit more tongue.]

[polariity]

[Yes good tongue.]

Mmmn, wow, Thal, I didn't know you mithed me tho much when we'd jutht theen each other....

[nosigntospeakof]

I'm continuing to make up for lost time. [Another deep but brief kiss then a small peck to the tip of his nose.] What are you doing here?

[polariity]

You know, I think I athtked you that quethtion firtht.

[He grins a little, settling himself properly on the floor.]

[nosigntospeakof]

I'm here for the school, it's a teacher's retreat-

[...]

You're-? Art, are you one of the new teachers?

[polariity]

Uh, that'sth a pretty odd concluthion to jump to, Thal. What maketh you think that?

[nosigntospeakof]

Because you're making a face.

[polariity]

I don't think I can thtop making faceth, it cometh with having one.

[nosigntospeakof]

I mean you're making that coy "I'm hiding something and you're not going to find out until the last minute" sort of face you make.

[polariity]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[nosigntospeakof]

Now it's your "I'm handsome when I'm smug and clever" face.

[polariity]

Oh, tho now I'm handthome? Are you trying to thweettalk me, Thal?

[nosigntospeakof]

You're always handsome. Just moreso when you think you're being clever.

[polariity]

Are you trying to tell me I'm not clever?

[nosigntospeakof]

You're very clever. And very handsome and I love you very much.

And I'm still assuming you're now gainfully employed in the faculty of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.

[polariity]

Thee, you thtill haven't given me any good reathoning behind thith thethith of yourth.

[nosigntospeakof]

I think you being here at the same time we are when you're supposed to be somewhere in Brazil is a good enough reason.

[polariity]

Now when did I ever thay I would be going back to Brazil?

[nosigntospeakof]

Does that mean we need to unlock your room at the house?

[polariity]

Or you could jutht make room for me in whatever plathe you have in that covulted old maze that callth ithelf a cathtle.

Maybe.

[nosigntospeakof]

[The sound he just made sounds far too much like a sixteen year old girl for some with as much scruff as he's been growing. And he can't resist, more kisses are happening.]