BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

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WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[clockspinner]

[That is adorable as shit.]

How old are you?

[thelifeything]

Eleven! [She beams up at him with a toothy grin.] I'll be going to Hogwarts myself next semester!

[clockspinner]

[Oh my god, resist urge to squish the tiny.]

Huh. So's my cousin. You ought to meet him - his name's Dirk. He's around here somewhere, I think.

[thelifeything]

[So in awe...oh! Other kids her age?!]

Oh really? Oh my gosh, do you think he'd be my friend? I've never had any friends before! Well except for cousin John, but even then I don't get to see him as often as I want to because Daddy likes to keep me in the house for my own safety.

[clockspinner]

[That's about the saddest thing he ever heard get said.]

I'm sure he'd love to be your friend. My name's Dave, by the way. John's my best bro.

[thelifeything]

[It really is for her own protection. Being the heiress to Betty Crocker means she has a lot of people after her.]

And I'm Jane Crocker. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mister Dave!

[clockspinner]

[well, no place safer than Hogwarts!]

Same here. I take it from the way you said 'muggle slang' before that you haven't had the most integrated upbringing.

[thelifeything]

I'm not quite sure how you mean, good sir. My upbringing was quite the same as other Pureblood children, I believe. I've never interacted with Muggles before but I do know of them and their way with words. My great-grandmother herself catered to them after all, and my grandmother continues her work.

[clockspinner]

Well, that's exactly what I mean. I'm not muggleborn, but Bro and I live in the middle of Muggle Soho. No big deal or anything. But you're gonna learn all kinds of new words if you hang around me and Dirk too long.

[thelifeything]

Really? I wasn't aware that there was any difference in language between Muggles and wizards.

[clockspinner]

It's all in the lingo.

And the pop culture references.

[thelifeything]

[She tilts her head curiously.]

Pop...culture?