BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[clockspinner]

[He pulls up short when she tells him he's got the wrong Jade. Fucking doppleganger bullshit again? Ugh.]

Dammit. Really? Where did all of you come from? I've already met an alternate Rose, too.

And where did you get those ears?

[quarkylass]

[ She shrugs! ] I don't know! First, we were almost finished with our Facility Three trip, and then I was here! [ Points to the collar. ] In some universes, we've been cloned and placed on torture facilities. It kind of sucks sometimes, but you're there, which makes it better! And Jack, too.

I became a god! They're cute, aren't they?

[clockspinner]

[As she talks, his eyebrows lift up over his shades, which slip a little down his nose.

Can he just. Take her and hide her and not let her go back where she came from. Is that an option. It damn well better be, because even if it wasn't his Jade, it was still a Jade and therefore one of his best friends.]

Who's Jack?

And w- hol- Shit, what do you mean you're a god? Do they just hand out free animal features on ascension to godhood, now? No more singing cherubs or haloes of light, just something straight out of the animes?

[quarkylass]

[ She grins at him, completely misunderstanding his thought patterns. ]

Jack Noir? Big, scary? He used to be evil.

Well, it's a long story. I just merged with someone who was part dog, that's all.

[clockspinner]

Uh. Nope, not ringing any bells.

You. Oh. Okay. [Nope, he still doesn't get it.] Has anyone given you the grand tour?