BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[princesspowerful]

[Get out, it's the best outfit ever. You're just jealous that your designers can't make things like this]

Cleaning is the boringest and I don't get why you would clean cleaning items.

And, uh, I guess I am? Where am I?

[tomatatas]

[Her designers could make that, and make it look good gosh]

Cleaning items? Are you muggleborn? You do look young enough to be not starting till next year, but unless your parents are wizards they wouldn't even be able to see the place to bring you here...

[Frowning a little] And you don't even know the name of the school. You're in Hogwarts, piccola.

[princesspowerful]

My parents were mutants and so am I.

[were, past tense]

And I don't wanna go to school.

[tomatatas]

Mutants? Is that what muggles have taken to calling themselves?

[Look English is hard, fuck tenses it all means the same]

Everyone gets some form of education, wizard or muggle.

[princesspowerful]

Not me, I don't hafta go to school and I don't go to school and you can't make me just cuz you're old.

[tomatatas]

Old? [Teeny eyebrow twitch] I'm only 23, I am one of the youngest teachers here.

You should be more respectful.

[princesspowerful]

That's like twice as old as I am!

[tomatatas]

It still doesn't make me old though. Just older.

[princesspowerful]

Nuh uh, it does make you old and me young and other people really old.

[tomatatas]

...That's not how age works.

Now where are your parents or guardians.

[princesspowerful]

I don't have any anymore, just my team.

[tomatatas]

[Frowning] But you have to have someone.

[princesspowerful]

I don't need anyone but my friends. [she looks warily at her] You're not gonna send me away, right?

[tomatatas]

Everybody needs someone to look after them. [Ok, leaning over so she can look at Molly more directly] And where would I send you?

[princesspowerful]

I have people looking out for me but I'm the strongest so they should let me look out for them even if they don't most of the time.

You'd send me away like everyone else wants to.

[tomatatas]

You are young. You are one of the groups we are to take care of piccola.

[Still staring at her] I wouldn't. After all, where would I send you?