BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

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WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[polariity]

Thometimeth that'sth enough, you know.

[It's hard to tell, with the way his eyes are these days, but Artollo is spacing out a bit, thinking of his own years. Where the hell would he be without Sal and Di to keep him in check?]

Who thayth the two of you are even going to be together forever? Thit ith temporary, and that'sth okay. For a little while, you can be with thomeone who you don't want to throttle or throw up whatever bullthit wallth you do.

I mean, it'sth like cake. No one eatsth it becauthe it'sth healthy or going to make uth live a long time. We eat it because cake tasteth good, even if jutht for a couple minutesth. Think of it like that, at leatht until you get married, if that'sth a thing that happenth.

And try not to be too much of a dick to the cake in the meantime.

[selfhatred]

[If Karkat took notice of the spacing out, he didn't say. As he listened, things began making sense but there was still some part of him that refused to believe that it was fully okay. He pursed his lips together, crossing his arms over his knees.]

But...it's not okay, is it? To like a guy.

[polariity]

...KK, people uthed to thay it wathn't "okay" to be a magic uther, and we now call thothe people "dumb ath fuck".

[selfhatred]

Then...I guess it'd be okay if I asked him to the dance, right?

[polariity]

I'd thay it'd be more than okay to athk him.

And if anyone thayth otherwithe, I can do a little thpell that helpth with moronth who can't thut it eheheh.

[selfhatred]

[He pauses before letting a small smirk curl at the corner of his mouth.]

Thanks, Uncle Art.

[polariity]

You thould be thankful, becauthe I think I've jutht run out of my 'withe old uncle' retherveth, heh.

[He leans back a bit, trying to seem casual.]

I'll try to thtick around to thee how that turnth out with you and thith guy of yourth.