BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[polariity]

[He's about to get quite familiar.]

Heheh, we'll thee.

[His wand nearly leaps to his palm and he makes a sharp gesture with it. Watch out for that jinx, Dirk. Your lisp is about to get a lot more genuine with the plans Artollo has for the size of your teeth.]

[givesyouaboner]

Yeah right--

_{[Oh god no what are you doing. Dirk doesn't know how to deflect jinxes. He doesn't even have a wand. He's going to do the most he can and just duck out of the line of fire and hope he can avoid it, which truly isn't that effective.]}

[polariity]

[What Artollo is doing is being a bad example to practicing magic users everywhere. Whoops.]

[The dodge actually impresses him a little bit... Not enough to make him stop trying to mess with Dirk, but still. Grinning, he starts to shoot more spells, these ones near Dirk's feet. They look like bright hot sparks, but they're really just flashy and don't actually do anything besides maybe tickle a little.]

[He's neglecting to inform his new friend of this.]

Not bad moveth, thorty.

[givesyouaboner]

<sub>[That looks like shooting fire and he's learnt the hard way before that being too close to fireworks hurts a lot. But this is magic; who knew what kind of damage this could cause.

He's doing his best to avoid these and ends up moving backwards, nearly stripping over his own shoe laces.]</sub>

Ugh, what's your problem?

[polariity]

Problem? Who thayth I'm having a problem? I'm having the time of my life right now.

[One last, larger spark right at Dirk's face, just as harmless as all the rest, before Artollo stops and lets his wand arm swing down.]

Let me gueth, not a thtudent?

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Good job, teach. You just made the little boy shriek and cover his face.]}


No. I'm not. I don't even start here until September.