BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[princesspowerful]

[Wow, her parents are super villains and she, well, they're dead, so just don't mention them okay]

[She looks up at him and without any tact says] You have a lisp.

[polariity]

[...Welp, now he doesn't like her too much. Molly has earned the fierce glower! Only it looks kind of ridiculous with the way his nose scrunches up.]

Thank you for being tho informative. I didn't even know.

[princesspowerful]

[but she gives him the biggest smile]

You sound really cool! My mommy is- was a speech therapist!

[polariity]

...Oh.

[Awkwardly, he gives her a smile.]

Heh, you'll probably be the only one to think tho. Judging by your mother, I gueth you're a muggleborn or maybe half? Gonna join thith place in the fall?

[princesspowerful]

Muggle-what? I'm a mutant and both my parents were too! I'm not joining any school, I don't want to go to Xavier's and I don't wanna go wherever here is either!

[polariity]

Xavi-uh what not? Okay, yeah, you're a lotht munchkin.

That, or you got jinxed.

Thith ith Hogwarts. Learn magic here, become a good little witch, you know?

[princesspowerful]

I'm not a witch though, Sister Grimm is the witch, I'm a mutant, I already told you.

[polariity]

[Helplessly, he looks around. He is not good with small children, someone help.]

Alright, then, I'll bite, what'sth a mutant? You mean like a metamorphigi?

[princesspowerful]

It means I have special powers, I have super strength and I'm invulnerable.

[SHE'S SO PROUD]

[polariity]

How invulnerable ith invulnerable?

[Unimpressed!]

[princesspowerful]

Very invulnerable! Once I was hit with a shovel and the shovel shattered, and once I stopped a HUGE truck with my foot and I was okay!