BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

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WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[fuckmackandme]

No... I'm confused though!

[quarkylass]

I'm from a different universe! One where we were all cloned and sent to a horrible torture facility...the you that was there was awesome. He led an entire rebellion, and we all broke out! We had to kill some interns to do it, but that's wasn't that bad...

Anyway, you died from clone sickness a month ago. You haven't come back, and Dave's been in the facility just as long as you have...so he said you probably wouldn't. But I'm still there! And Dave, and Davesprite! And a few of the trolls: Sollux, and Tavros...

Does that make sense? Why are there a bunch of brooms around, anyway?

[fuckmackandme]

Well, it starts awesome, but then you lost me at Davesprite. And when you called Tavros a troll. He's not a troll! He doesn't even smell like he's part troll.

And we're having a broom repair shop!

[quarkylass]

John, he's always been a troll. [ Well this is confusing. ] From Alternia! And Davesprite is...well, he's Davesprite! He does Dave things, but he's orange and floaty!

Did you do a lot of sweeping?

[fuckmackandme]

I'm telling you, Tavros has no troll in him. And I don't think there's anything like that Davesprite here... Dave does have an owl called Sprite, though!

They're not brooms to sweep!

[quarkylass]

Uh... [ Well that's weird. ] I think I am going to just put this down to a 'weird universe difference' thing!

Then what do they do? And why are we at a really old castle?

[fuckmackandme]

Alternate universes sure are weird...

And they're for flying! And that's our school, Hogwarts!

[quarkylass]

But why do you need a broom when you can fly on your own?

[fuckmackandme]

... I can fly in your universe?

[quarkylass]

Yes! You're a god, just like me. We can both fly, and Dave and Rose too. We also have cool regenerative immortality powers, and you have the power to control the breeze!

[fuckmackandme]

Huh... I don't have that here. Just magic.

[quarkylass]

Really? Like stuff that guys with beards do?

[fuckmackandme]

Yeah! Only the beard is optional.

[quarkylass]

Cool. Can you show me?

[fuckmackandme]

Sure! Let's see, uh...

[Looking for something to show...

Eventually he picks up a beetle. And his wand's out.]

Watch this.

[And after a few words are murmured, the beetle is a simple button you could sew into a shirt!]

[quarkylass]

[ Whoa. ]

That's so awesome!

[ Have some clapping!!! ]

[fuckmackandme]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here until the summer!

[quarkylass]

[ What.... ]

So you...have a mom and dad?

[fuckmackandme]

Just dad. Mum died. Oh, and grandpa too! He counts now that my Jade and I found out we're twins!

Wait, you don't have parents?

[quarkylass]

Grandpa died when I was five, and I was made using ectobiology! So I never had any parents. I was raised by my dog, Bec.

[fuckmackandme]

What's ectobiology?

[quarkylass]

Um. You combine the ghost slime of one guardian with the ghost slime of another to create spawn.

[fuckmackandme]

I don't think ghosts have slime here.

[quarkylass]

You have ghosts? Real ones?

[fuckmackandme]

Yeah, they live in the castle!