BROOM CLEANING + 4TH WALL EVENT

[shnpc]

WHO: The Whole School + ANYONE ELSE
TONE: That shit cray
RATING: PG – PG-13
WHEN: June 9th and 10th
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Broom cleaning is on the front lawn, but feel free to wander!
WHAT: Students and Teachers are cleaning brooms for the surrounding community in attempt to raise funds. Crazy hijinks ensue when the 4th wall is promptly broken.
NOTES: Use any comment format you like, and tag around! Have a good time and enjoy your stay.

Comments

[plastic_spastic]

Why did we invite even more freaks and weirdos here?

[camerareadyminer]

Charming.

[plastic_spastic]

Hi.

[camerareadyminer]

Well, you change your tune fast.

[plastic_spastic]

Why shouldn't I be adaptable?

[polariity]

[He doesn't even know her, but since when has that ever stopped him? The wizard with the mismatched eyes just pauses what he was doing to snigger at her.]

Because your liveth here are clearly dull ath paint drying.


[ooc: he's a human AU for this, despite what the icons may say, just a heads up!]

[plastic_spastic]

Tell me about it. All that we have to look forward to is a dance next week.

[polariity]

That'sth it?

[Wow. He has a sudden new level of pity for this entire place.]

You'd think a th- school of magic would be a lot more exciting in recent yearth.

[plastic_spastic]

You would think that we'd have better uniforms.

[polariity]

If they haven't changed him patht what we already have, then I think thith place ith doomed to a boring uniform for decadeth to come. Thorry to burtht the bubble.

[plastic_spastic]

Well, I'm going to have to try and change that.

[totally_not_a_girl]

Not everyone is a freak or weirdo.

[And look, you've managed to annoy this person with that comment, Amber.]

[plastic_spastic]

Did I say everyone?

[thegrrrahahaha]

Amber... You can't say that...

[plastic_spastic]

I'm being honest though.

[thegrrrahahaha]

Well... If that's what you really think...

But it's still rude.

[plastic_spastic]

There's always someone that I offend, even when I don't say anything mean.

[just1c3w1tch]

We wanted you to feel less out of place.

[Have a grinning 3rd year with unfocused eyes and an owl on her shoulder.]

[plastic_spastic]

Right. Go run along.

[just1c3w1tch]

Well that's rude, especially after all the trouble we went to for you, too. This little party wasn't easy to arrange, you know! Do you realize how many times we had to go over the guest list, just to ensure we didn't invite anyone normal? I doubt it! Tch. [She shakes her head as she begins to wander off.] The lack of gratitude in some people...

[plastic_spastic]

[Amber just shakes her head, wondering if this strange child will become an actress and take all of her spotlight.]

[testdriveme]

Amber, we're supposed to be helping these people. Not insulting them.

Or flirting.

[plastic_spastic]

I wasn't flirting, I was just saying hello.

[testdriveme]

You're right. I should pay more attention.

[plastic_spastic]

I forgive you.