[HA. Victory, thy name is Dave. The tiniest of smirks flicks across his lips at the grimace, because a victory is a victory, even if it was carried on the saggy tits of their mom.]

Sucks for you, then. Wait, how are you even here, if you're not a witch? Muggles can't even see Hogwarts.

...Shit I'm sort of trusting you to keep up on the lingo, but maybe I should explain.