PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

Comments

[nosigntospeakof]

They are. The one attached to you is Butter.

[selfhatred]

[Butter...oh. That one that follows him around all the time. Not that most of them don't, but she's quite attached to him. Ironic given the circumstances. There's a small moment of hesitation before he brings his hand up to place it on top of her head.]

Guess I didn't need to take my allergy potion today.

[nosigntospeakof]

That's something good to come out of this incident, isn't it?

[Butter doesn't seem to be loosening her grip anytime soon. She's even nudging her head against his ribs.]

[selfhatred]

[Karkat gives a small shrug before going back to staring down at Butter. Yep. He doesn't think he's going to get that air back, or his personal space.]

Uh...you're not going to let go of me, are you?

[aboxofcats]

Uh-uh. You smell like birds.

[selfhatred]

That's because I was just in the Owlery.

[Oops, caught. His face flushes a little before he looks back up to his uncle.]

Speaking of which someone needs to get in there with spare clothes. It's full of naked people.

[nosigntospeakof]

Ah- yes. I'll see what I can do about that. I was just on my way to speak to Dumbledore about all this.

[selfhatred]

I guess...if you want I can try to look after the...[what did he call them?]cats while you talk to the headmaster?

[nosigntospeakof]

[Karkat, you are a good boy and you should feel good.]

That would be very helpful, thank you. ZsaZsa and Lord Paddington should be fine on their own but the young ones need to be watched. Especially Roger.

[selfhatred]

[Lies. He's not a good boy.]

Roger's...the one that pisses everywhere, right?

[aboxofcats]

[Excuse you!!!]

I do not!

Only sometimes.

When the boys try to come into my territory.

[Everywhere is her territory.]