PETTING ZOO

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone and their pets!
TONE: Zoo-like
RATING: PG/PG-13 for possible naked pets
WHEN: June 1st - 2nd
WHERE: Anywhere! You can put a location in the subject line if you want
WHAT: Pets have turned human in a Transfigurations spell gone wrong.

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[selfhatred]

[There's a loud scream of FUCK coming from the Owlery. Karkat's favourite thinking spot is filled with naked people.]

[prototypical_dave]

[One of the youngest of the naked people in the owlery approaches. He looks definitely mid-teenaged. Also naked. And imagine that he looks a little like a completely naked, ginger version of the roommate you have detention with.

Except his yellow eyes, which are so bright they practically glow.]

What's your deal?

[selfhatred]

[Hoooooly shit that's freaky. Karkat stares for a minute longer before he recovers himself.]

Excuse me? What's my fucking deal? You're the ones that are all naked! What is this? A fucking nudist beach?

[prototypical_dave]

[...welp.]

Oh, you're Dave's roommate. The one who swears a lot.