You can't beat this irony

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WHO: Bro and Dirk; EDIT: I lied it is now an open post.
TONE: Is dumbassery a tone?
RATING: PG-13 for Striders
WHEN: Backdated to forever ago like June 4th or something obscene like that
WHERE: 5th year Slytherin dorms
WHAT: Dirk wanted Bro to show his love so he is doing it in the most ironic way possible
STATUS: Ongoing!

( He'll be your french boy. )