Well! [She stops and fluffs out her skirt a little before sitting down, still all smiles as she speaks.] I got some pretty cool news with John's last journal entry! It turns out we're twins, can you believe that??

[Yes, just that they're twins, no feelings of abandonment or curiosity about why they were separated, just a girl finding out she's her best friend's sister.]

But I am not here to tell you about John and me, right?