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sortinghat_logs2012-03-26 09:49 am
selfhatred) wrote in sortinghat_logs2012-03-26 09:49 am
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Match 5 - Hufflepuff vs Slytherin
WHO: Hufflepuff and Slytherin Quidditch teams
TONE: athletic, competitive
RATING: PG-13 for Karkat's language
WHEN: Sunday, March 25th
WHERE: Quidditch pitch
WHAT: Hufflepuff vs Slytherin in the fifth match of the year
STATUS: complete
Alright, dumbasses, Karkat fucking Vantas here announcing this shitstorm of a match, so let's get things underway already. It's Slytherin vs Hufflepuff, with one match win to both teams. Pretty lame if you ask me, maybe there should be more of these fucking things.
Feferi starts things off for Hufflepuff by grabbing the quaffle but it looks like Ampora is hot on her tail. (When isn't he? I mean Jesus fuck you think the guy would get a hint already)
Georgia zeroes in on her but it's too late! Feferi scores! 10 to fucking nil.
Xion, what the fuck are you doing waving at Ampora for? Shouldn't you be focusing your attention on - oh I don't know - finding the fucking Snitch so we can all go home already?
Oh damn, there goes a bludger from one of Slytherin's beaters --
HEY NO AIMING FOR THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH, JACKASS. I swear to fucking god if I wasn't being fucking professional I'd fucking hex you right off your broom -- I CALL FOUL. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A FUCKING FOUL? IT SHOULD BE!
Shit, and Georgia's in possession of the quaffle! Now there's a chick who knows what she damn well wants. She passes to Ampora (what a dumb move that was) and he fumbles!
See? Dumb move.
Feferi snitches the quaffle from underneath him and scores again! 20-0 Hufflepuff. Now that's taking someone's balls.
Slytherin gets the quaffle back and gets their first fucking score. Jesus, it's about time, you guys, but it's 20-10 with Hufflepuff still leading.
Slytherin's in possession of the bludger and they aim for - HEY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU ASSHOLE.
-- Shit, I mean --
Feferi goes down and Slytherin makes another score. It's tied across the board.
Applejack has the bludger and tosses it to Natalya, who aims it for one of Slytherin's chasers. These bitches look after their own, that's for sure.
Azula spots the snitch! Bitch McFiestypants takes off after the little golden douche but not without Xion being hot on her tail just as Hufflepuff get another goal! 30-20 in Hufflepuff's favor. Honey badgers don't give a shit!
The Seekers are almost neck and neck for the snitch, Slytherin has the quaffle. It's gonna be fucking close. Can you guys believe this shit? Unfortunately for Slytherin, Azula's just too much of a bitch and Xion has the snitch!
HUFFLEPUFF WINS 180-30.
Tough shit, Slytherin, looks like the badgers are climbing their way up the ladder.
TONE: athletic, competitive
RATING: PG-13 for Karkat's language
WHEN: Sunday, March 25th
WHERE: Quidditch pitch
WHAT: Hufflepuff vs Slytherin in the fifth match of the year
STATUS: complete
Alright, dumbasses, Karkat fucking Vantas here announcing this shitstorm of a match, so let's get things underway already. It's Slytherin vs Hufflepuff, with one match win to both teams. Pretty lame if you ask me, maybe there should be more of these fucking things.
Feferi starts things off for Hufflepuff by grabbing the quaffle but it looks like Ampora is hot on her tail. (When isn't he? I mean Jesus fuck you think the guy would get a hint already)
Georgia zeroes in on her but it's too late! Feferi scores! 10 to fucking nil.
Xion, what the fuck are you doing waving at Ampora for? Shouldn't you be focusing your attention on - oh I don't know - finding the fucking Snitch so we can all go home already?
Oh damn, there goes a bludger from one of Slytherin's beaters --
HEY NO AIMING FOR THE ANNOUNCER'S BOOTH, JACKASS. I swear to fucking god if I wasn't being fucking professional I'd fucking hex you right off your broom -- I CALL FOUL. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A FUCKING FOUL? IT SHOULD BE!
Shit, and Georgia's in possession of the quaffle! Now there's a chick who knows what she damn well wants. She passes to Ampora (what a dumb move that was) and he fumbles!
See? Dumb move.
Feferi snitches the quaffle from underneath him and scores again! 20-0 Hufflepuff. Now that's taking someone's balls.
Slytherin gets the quaffle back and gets their first fucking score. Jesus, it's about time, you guys, but it's 20-10 with Hufflepuff still leading.
Slytherin's in possession of the bludger and they aim for - HEY THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU ASSHOLE.
-- Shit, I mean --
Feferi goes down and Slytherin makes another score. It's tied across the board.
Applejack has the bludger and tosses it to Natalya, who aims it for one of Slytherin's chasers. These bitches look after their own, that's for sure.
Azula spots the snitch! Bitch McFiestypants takes off after the little golden douche but not without Xion being hot on her tail just as Hufflepuff get another goal! 30-20 in Hufflepuff's favor. Honey badgers don't give a shit!
The Seekers are almost neck and neck for the snitch, Slytherin has the quaffle. It's gonna be fucking close. Can you guys believe this shit? Unfortunately for Slytherin, Azula's just too much of a bitch and Xion has the snitch!
HUFFLEPUFF WINS 180-30.
Tough shit, Slytherin, looks like the badgers are climbing their way up the ladder.