[Look at that expanse of hairy man chest. Dave resists the urge to cover his face and just. Focuses. On Bro's shades. Those are the only normal things and don't include a mass of hair on his chest. Jesus Christ, does he comb that shit?]

You know, I'm not even surprised that you've had that thing for years. You're gonna scare off the firsties, though. They're not prepared for the uncensored French maid side of Bro Strider.