[Dave's day has been going pretty well. That is, until he notices that there's a French maid in the hall. It's very obviously a guy and it takes him a second to see that holy shit that's Bro. Dave actually lowers his sunglasses to double-check before sliding them back up again.

Holy mother of fuck. He swears he'll disown the family until the new school year starts if he sees Dirk in the same get-up.]

I definitely did not need to see you strutting around in an outfit that was probably meant for your boyfriend's eyes alone.