Murdoc wouldn't be offended if Dirk valued Bro's opinion over his own, particularly since he would be offended if Cronus or Eridan tried it. Really though, Dirk. Murdoc's approval is far more important than Bro's because he's a Slytherin and Slytherins stick to their own.

"I hadn't expected you to." He answers curtly, not really wanting to go into the specifics of his boyfriend's wildly popular porn business. It's really a good thing he can't navigate the internet or they'd have even more to bicker about.

"So you're considering becoming a spell inventor?" He lifts an eyebrow. "It's a difficult line of work, but I can't say I'm terribly surprised you're interested in it." He gives him a wry smile. "It's highly dangerous, but I'm sure you know that much. Did you want me to go into specifics with you, how much do you know already?"