[But Gamzee blinks, and is quiet for a long moment, thinking about it. That's a hard question ... he doesn't tend to think of people in terms like that, more or less, who is he more fond of? And it's hard to compare these two, too, they're both so incredibly important in his life.]

I can't motherfuckin' say ... [slowly] Because I like you both about as much as any one motherfucker could, you know? But, like, in different ways. Because you both need to be liked in different motherfuckin' ways, I think. Like ... Karkat, he needs a dude to be strong and all up and get his listen on, you know? Because he's got so much shit to say. He needs to know a motherfucker's got his back, but he can mostly take care of his own self, except against his own self, you know?" He's like his own worst motherfuckin' enemy, and I'm the bro what's gonna stand in the way between himselves! And I kind of love him for that, you know? For what an amazing motherfucker he's gonna be when he gets together with himself and they stop all the fighting.

And, like, you, you need someone to be all liking you for just who you are, period. Because some motherfucker somewhere told you what you was ain't no good, and you just believed it, because you get your believe on about a lot of shit. So you gotta have a bro what stands between you and the rest of those haters what are blind and ignorant and don't see that you can fly. And that's me, too, I'll do that! And I love you for that, for your mind what can believe in all the good things in the world and all the miracles, even with motherfuckers trying to take you down!

But I can't pick which one is best, because my heart is all up and full of both of y'all. There ain't no measurin' that shit, it just is.