[Karkat just stared as the older Slytherin got up fully onto the table. It wasn't like he hadn't seen Gamzee do weird shit like that before. What he hadn't been expecting was for his heart to drop even further into the pit of his stomach when Gamzee leaned down to kiss Tavros. His stomach twisted up in a knot with the alcohol and nicotine he'd consumed in the last hour and he looked away.

That was why he hadn't been expecting Gamzee to pick him up bridal-style from his place on the bed and spin him around. Karkat let out a terrified shriek, before his friend let them both drop to the bed, his face hitting Gamzee's chest with a small thump.]

Don't fucking do that!