[Karkat's face flushes bright red as he draws a leg up to rest his foot on the side of the bed, hunching his shoulders. He could blame it on the alcohol, but that wouldn't be telling the truth. He was jealous of the way they were acting, and it put a bit of a damper on his already sour and fucked up mood.]

Marry Egbert, cliff my weirdo uncle...[He took a deep sigh.] ...Fuck you.