Oh no! Trolls are of a race of another universe. It sounds quite farfetched, but I've been traveling with a few for quite a bit now. I think you make for a lovely troll though, and I have been taught that those that fall in the ranks of seadwellers are highest on the spectrum.

[She looks positively perplexed.]

I...I think you must have the wrong person. I grew up in New York and only recently have had magic when I started playing a ridiculous game.

I do enjoy the genre, but it was never a reality until a year ago.