Oh, charming. It's changed your mind, as well. Very well, I will give you a brief explanation, which you'll likely not believe, and you can spend the rest of the day verifying.
[The troll sounds impatient, because he's probably going to have to do this several times today.]
You are normally a student here, 14 years old, I believe. I am your Head of House and professor, and I don't normally look like this. This is Hogwarts, a school for wizards and witches, and you're in your 6th year of education here. Occasionally the castle, which is also magical and seems to have a mind of its own, enacts various effects on the inhabitants, changing species, sex, age, and mental status, which seems to be what's happened to you. Any questions? And I will entertain none about illicit or hallucinatory substances you believe I've ingested or simple incoherencies, though that's never been much of a problem for you.
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[The troll sounds impatient, because he's probably going to have to do this several times today.]
You are normally a student here, 14 years old, I believe. I am your Head of House and professor, and I don't normally look like this. This is Hogwarts, a school for wizards and witches, and you're in your 6th year of education here. Occasionally the castle, which is also magical and seems to have a mind of its own, enacts various effects on the inhabitants, changing species, sex, age, and mental status, which seems to be what's happened to you. Any questions? And I will entertain none about illicit or hallucinatory substances you believe I've ingested or simple incoherencies, though that's never been much of a problem for you.