[It's impossible for anyone to roll their eyes harder than Bro is right now once Murdoc starts going on about how he shouldn't say the name. Right. Someone really has read these ~biographies~ and knows enough to imitate the shit that's from the books. Yeah, you're so fucking scared of it, he can tell. What a dumbass. Ugh.]

Blah, blah, blah, I don't care what your wand's made of. [He's talking over Murdoc now.] They're not biographies, they're work of fucking fiction. Spoiler alert, at the end, Snape kills Dumb- fuck-

[He didn't see the spell coming, wasn't anticipating it, and it hits him in the chest. He crumples to the floor, curling in on himself and clutching at his chest with a gasp.

God he swears when he can find it in himself to get up, he's going to kick your ass so hard that your tadpole ancestors will feel it.]