[Despite the fact he's unceremoniously dropped, Bro manages to land on his feet and even performs a ninja-like roll away from the troll as he does so. But when he speaks, Bro cocks and eyebrow and just stares at him. What the actual fuck? He's speaking as if Harry is real, and... Ugh, this is stupid. This is so fucking stupid and he's getting a headache, he swears to god.]
Y'know, Harry fucking Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? Chamber of Secrets? So on and so forth. The book serious, you moron. With magic and Voldemort and what the fuck are you doing with your fucking pill-
[He stops as Murdoc pulls out the wand. Oh real nice, he's dealing with a man child more of a child than he tends to act. Just his luck. And he's so not impressed when it lights up. Oooh, impressive, there's a light in it and it's motion activated.]
Whoopdie fucking doo, you've got a toy wand that lights up. I'm so impressed dude, you have no fucking idea. What next, you gonna pull a rabbit out of a hat?
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Y'know, Harry fucking Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone? Chamber of Secrets? So on and so forth. The book serious, you moron. With magic and Voldemort and what the fuck are you doing with your fucking pill-
[He stops as Murdoc pulls out the wand. Oh real nice, he's dealing with a man child more of a child than he tends to act. Just his luck. And he's so not impressed when it lights up. Oooh, impressive, there's a light in it and it's motion activated.]
Whoopdie fucking doo, you've got a toy wand that lights up. I'm so impressed dude, you have no fucking idea. What next, you gonna pull a rabbit out of a hat?