The winds of change~~

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone!
TONE: Anything from fun to serious
RATING: PG-13+
WHEN: 20th - 23rd April
WHERE: All around the school
WHAT: Canon selves event! A seance gone awry has had its effect on the school, bringing about mental and physical changes to students and staff alike! Full details of the combinations of effects can be found here.
STATUS: Ongoing! Use whichever style you like.

[Spring brings change, but that change isn't always a good thing! Whether your character has changed entirely into their canon self, or only in part, please keep in mind that whatever they know/learn of their original canon during this event will be unable to be clearly recalled - disappearing with their past self - when the event is over. This is to avoid fourth-walling after the conclusion of the event.

Please also keep in mind that some people will not want to fourth-wall during the event! Make sure it's alright with the other player before you decide to do that. Above all, though, have fun!]

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Oh but the other Bro is still a cold, porn creating jackass. He's just a bit nicer about it and doesn't attack you with candlesticks. So really, it's obvious the other Bro is a lot nicer than this one.

Bro struggles against Murdoc's grip, but in the end it's a bit helpless, though he doesn't give up.]

Y'know, bullshit! I'm starting to think you're lying. Why would they let your ugly mug in this castle? It's too damn nice for you! Let me go!

[plushaeusrumpified]

Are you, like. High or something? Because there are a lot of words coming out of your mouth, but the only thing that makes sense is the last bit.

[arrogantalloy]

Married?! Uh. Yeah no that really isn't going to happen.

[Tony's kind of starting to panic a little here. Because wow is that illegal.]

I'm sure there's more than enough guys your own age to harass with marriage.

[stubbornskeptic]

THEY DON'T LIKE ME BACK BUT MAYBE IF I KISS THEM THEY WOULD.

SOMEHOW THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE RIGHT NOW.

[arrogantalloy]

Well this is starting to sound a lot like you're becoming a wa- floating felony here. But hey, don't let me stop you. If you need to kiss some boys, or... Girls, let's be equal opportunity here. Then you go and do just that.

[greenmoonrising]

I don't even want to know what Firewhiskey might do to the reactor, let alone what Miss Gkika's home brews could do.

[arrogantalloy]

Might do? It won't do anything, it's going in my mouth, not the reactor. And I know for a fact that a great deal of alcohol can go through my system without the reactor even knowing, because it's keeping my heart safe, not my liver.

[He drinks a little more, before contemplating the rest of the pie.]

And I was talking less about the meal, and more the real vagueness of the situation and how you know about the reactor. Even if patients are public record, it doesn't give you a working knowledge of it.

[greenmoonrising]

Magical brews can carry magical side-effects. [Le roll of the eyes.]

As for your reactor, well... the other you explained it to me once.

[arrogantalloy]

It's always magical until the hangover.

[He raises a droll eyebrow]

Did I know? So how much detail did I go into then?

[brothor]

It's been mentioned before, but I don't make a habit of it.

I was not a boy, I was a man. Taller and bigger than you, as I recall. [He gives him a flat look.] I am not ten.

[stubbornskeptic]

I COULD KISS GIRLS...

[She sort of stares off into space, having not apparently considered this possibility before. And then her rapt attention is on Tony again.]

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO KISS GIRLS?

[arrogantalloy]

That is really something that is not going to happen, I can guarantee that.

What is with this whole kiss-pixie vibe, anyway?

[arrogantalloy]

Not around me at least.

[Tony rolls his eyes, because damn pop culture is lost on him so badly. When this is over, Tony thinks the next time THor shows up on earth, he's going to force him to endure a movie marathon. Because this is just insane.]

Well you look ten. Besides, isn't that hammer a sword in the stone deal?

[greenmoonrising]

Enough so that if necessary I could build one.

[arrogantalloy]

Huh. Well that's... Pretty detailed.

[He frowns in thought]

Why would I even do that? I mean I have the schematics on my private servers.

[greenmoonrising]

I was curious and you trust me enough to share.

[brothor]

You don't inspire much warmth within me, I must say.

[Good luck getting Thor to sit down for that long.]

I most certainly am not. [He exhales in frustration, stepping closer to look around.] Once again, I'm not sure what you mean.

[arrogantalloy]

Maybe as a kid you aren't worthy enough for it.

And you need to bone up on pop culture.

[arrogantalloy]

[Stares at him for a moment]

You must have sounded really curious then.

[greenmoonrising]

Hard not to be when someone you're close to suddenly appears with a hunk of metal sticking out of their chest.

[arrogantalloy]

[Mumbles: Pepper's never been that interested. Then clears his throat]

Hm, so this happens here too then. Well, aren't I just really lucky, then.

[stubbornskeptic]

I'M NOT SURE.

MAYBE IT'S A SPELL? OR A POTION GONE WRONG?

I DON'T REMEMBER WHEN IT STARTED!!!!

[arrogantalloy]

Huh, well how about you just keep yourself away from peoples lips and groins until you feel better... Or at least just mine?

[stubbornskeptic]

OH NO.

WHAT IF I HAVE COOTIES?!

[OH NO!!! Jane looks completely distracted by this possibility.]

[greenmoonrising]

Depending on how you look at it, I guess. The other adult you here told me I'm not allowed to try to change things because he believed Afghanistan had to happen.