sortinghat_logs | So tonight we gonna party like it's 1999

WHO: Hogwarts student body!
TONE: Partaaaay
RATING: Who knows where this might go, let's say NC-17 to be safe
WHEN: April 10th
WHERE: Keith's place in Portsmouth
WHAT: Keith's family is away, so of course he's throwing a crazy party. Everyone is invited. If you don't know him, no problem! If you don't like him.. there's free food, booze and a good time, come anyway! Chances are you won't even see him. Maybe.
STATUS: Ongoing!

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[Of course the first thing he's going to do upon finding out his parents are going away for a few days at the end of the holidays is organise a house party. In one of the rare occurrences when what he plans is actually what happens, he even has food and drink and some awesome music, and has already plied the neighbours with a bottle of wine so they'll not call the police when things inevitably get too loud.

Always thinking.

He'd made sure everyone knew what he was doing, do you really want to miss this? Do you want to deal with his face after the holidays if you don't show up..?]

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[He gestures to her drink, a silent suggestion for her to have more.]

I try not to get involved with pathetic people, so, kind of makes sense that you're not. But I'll bite. Why do you think you are?

[She drinks. Focuses on his expensive shoes.]

I only like boys who don't like me. 'n' probably can't.

Well, really. That's sounds like you're looking at the wrong kind of guys, right there.

Though if I was you, I wouldn't go with anyone who hits on you tonight, either.

...Have people been hitting on me?

[Is Tony hitting on her?

She looks like she's not sure what to do with that possibility.]

Well I haven't really been paying attention to others around you. So I can't really comment on that one.

But I wouldn't be surprised?

[Blink.

Blink.]

Really? On me?

Why not? You're cute enough.

Iss cliche, I know, but.

[Sigh.]

'mfat.

[With a very raised eyebrow, Tony looks her up and down.]

Not so much cliché as it is delusional, because unless I'm due for an eye exam. I'm having a hard time finding this fat.

Y're just being nice 'cause 'mdrunk!

No, I'm getting you water because you're drunk. I'd probably be the same if we were sober.

[Jane squints, uncertain.]

Sso. I'm not fat?

[Tony takes a long moment to look her up and down again, this time paying more deliberate attention]

Turn slowly for me... Without falling over.

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[Jane blushes really really hard and does as he says. And she doesn't! Fall! Over!]

[He watches her slowly as she turns, nodding appreciatively.]

Not fat, and definitely cute. So I really can't see why you're worried about just one guy who might not even be worth it.

Two guys. Both're friends. So I know all the reasons why they're amazing 'nd stuff.

[And why they're too good for her.]

Guess I juss thought because Jake's ochyoo. Ochyoop. Occupied. With a girlfriend, then maybe me'n' Dirk...

[Tony just blinks at that, looking a little dumbfounded.]

Wait, so because one isn't available you might as well try the other one? Kind of starting to wonder if you're just settling for what's available, or just that desperate to have a guy. You know you don't have to be either right?

N-no! Juss. Thought we could keep each other happy. Not be so lonely.

Hey, look up here at me there. You know we're still kids, right? We don't have to worry about not being lonely, that's what friends and hobbies are about. And come on, the school has a whole lot more in the way of boys than those two. I mean just in the house alone there is more than two guys.

[He smirks]

I mean three at least. I mean I'm not Jake or Dirk. So there's that.

[Jane squints. She can't quite...is he...]

Do you mean you could like me?

[Yes, that is what she took away from that. Sorry, Tony, she's still feeling a little dramatic and drunk.]

[Tony looks surprised for a second, then realises how she could have made that connection with what he has said.]

Me? Uh, yeah sure. I like you fine enough. But I'm kind of in a relationship now, and It's really working out for me right now. Besides, there are better guys out there than me.

[Jane sighs.] I guess. They're not here helping me though.

[A bit of a pause, then.] Oh my God, I'm getting friend-zoned. [Auuughghghghghaghhdahhweioagha.]

[Tony blinks. utterly lost right now. Because as muggle savvy as he is, the concept of friendzoning is utterly beyond him.]

You're getting what?

It's like. When you like someone and then they tell you they only want to be friends. Or they say you're "like a sister" or something.

[Jane appears to be sobering up a little, although her sadness level is increasing once again.]

Well, I'm an only child, so wouldn't know what a sister is like to think you're like one.

But yeah, I'm not doing that. Not really big on that. I mean, I'm not lying when I said you're cute. It's just that well, like I said, I'm taken.

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