So tonight we gonna party like it's 1999

[thisonetime_withellis]

WHO: Hogwarts student body!
TONE: Partaaaay
RATING: Who knows where this might go, let's say NC-17 to be safe
WHEN: April 10th
WHERE: Keith's place in Portsmouth
WHAT: Keith's family is away, so of course he's throwing a crazy party. Everyone is invited. If you don't know him, no problem! If you don't like him.. there's free food, booze and a good time, come anyway! Chances are you won't even see him. Maybe.
STATUS: Ongoing!

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[Of course the first thing he's going to do upon finding out his parents are going away for a few days at the end of the holidays is organise a house party. In one of the rare occurrences when what he plans is actually what happens, he even has food and drink and some awesome music, and has already plied the neighbours with a bottle of wine so they'll not call the police when things inevitably get too loud.

Always thinking.

He'd made sure everyone knew what he was doing, do you really want to miss this? Do you want to deal with his face after the holidays if you don't show up..?]

Comments

[allamericanreject]

[He smiles. This is cute, and he'll have to remember to get Arthur drunk more often. LIKE IT'S HARD. Apparently he's a lightweight!]

Ohhh, come on now Arts. It can't be that bad. I don't think that it'll be that bad. Your dad's gonna hafta learn about this eventually, if it turns out okay for us, I mean...

...

Uhhh, didn't like...you say...one of your brothers is gay? So like, why would your dad even be upset? Jus' 'cause I'm a muggleborn? Because I'm pretty good at magic otherwise, so I don't think it matters.

[Ohh, this conversation is going to be the best conversation. Alfred's chill and all. But he talks too much.]

[rule_britannia]

[Such a lightweight.]

Mm.. William is. That isn't even an issue. Father says he can put his cock where he likes as long as he doesn't advertise it. [Arthur wrinkles his nose at his own phrasing.]

But yes, that's exactly it. Because you're muggleborn is exactly it. I'm not about to be branded a blood traitor by him, but.. tch.. I know he'd rather I marry into another pureblood family one day.

[allamericanreject]

Heh, you said cock.

[So mature. You're dating this, Arthur.]

Man, fuck another pureblood. Like whatever, I can do way better magic and when I get all up into the Ministry as an Auror, no one's gonna have nothin' to say. So theeeere.

[He looks pretty confident at that, and leans in to kiss Arthur's temple as if to reassure him that his father's opinion is not worth lingering on.]

Don't think 'bout things like that, man. It's a party, let's relax and have a couple more brewskis. [Hero!Smile^TM]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur laughs a bit, tipping his beer bottle against the nearest light to see how much more is inside.]

If you can become an Auror I do believe you'll outrank him in the Ministry. He'll hate that. [A pause.] You should definitely do it.

[allamericanreject]

[Grins and kisses his cheek this time, softly...then laughs against it a little.]

If it means we're gonna be datin' for a while longer...then that's another reason for me to be an Auror, dude. S'worth tryin' to impress your parents tho', so that they like me. That way your dad can be okay with like...wherever our cocks are goin'.

[Ohhh god Alfred. Later you are going to regret this conversation but right now cocks is the funniest word.]

[rule_britannia]

[It's a good thing he wasn't drinking his beer just then, or it would have gone all over the patio as he choked on it.]

I beg your pardon? [Okay so, sex is a thing, but that doesn't mean he's spent that much time thinking about it.]

I thought I already clarified that that isn't his concern!

[allamericanreject]

Well no...maybe not. I guess. It's just...I want him to be okay with me is what I meant. You doin' stuff with me specifically.

[Alfred sips at his drink before he continues.]

...Uhm, maybe I'm goin' bout this the wrong way. I was having a random conversation with someone before, and...well. I was wondering if maybe we couldn't do more stuff together. In general. Does....that make sense?

[rule_britannia]

[Staring now. Just.. staring, and then a slow red blush that works its way from the tips of his ears and across his face.]

A 'random conversation'. [His voice is oddly tight.] You wouldn't happen to have been talking to Gamzee, would you?

[allamericanreject]

[Ouch. You got him.]

Well...I mean it wasn't a big one, but yeah...sorta. But hey, it's not just cause of what Gamzee said. It's also 'cause...mmm...I wanna do boyfriend things with you?

[He smiles awkwardly, blushing a bit himself...but hey, your blush looks way more attractive Arthur.]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur just puts his hands up, stepping back from him slightly.]

We are not talking about this here.

[Possibly ever. Right now, he definitely doesn't want to talk about it. If that is ever going to happen, it's going to be on his own terms, and right now the thought causes such an abrupt mental shying away that it's a wonder he doesn't defy physics and twist himself right out of existence.]

[allamericanreject]

Better here than school or either of our houses. No one's bound to hear us that we don't wanna, an' if they do they'll like...forget. Because we're all piss drunk here, aren't we?

[He gives a small, apologetic grin. It's a little beseeching too. Please don't freak out.]

...Couldn't hurt, could it? But it's okay if you don't want to.