So tonight we gonna party like it's 1999

[thisonetime_withellis]

WHO: Hogwarts student body!
TONE: Partaaaay
RATING: Who knows where this might go, let's say NC-17 to be safe
WHEN: April 10th
WHERE: Keith's place in Portsmouth
WHAT: Keith's family is away, so of course he's throwing a crazy party. Everyone is invited. If you don't know him, no problem! If you don't like him.. there's free food, booze and a good time, come anyway! Chances are you won't even see him. Maybe.
STATUS: Ongoing!

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[Of course the first thing he's going to do upon finding out his parents are going away for a few days at the end of the holidays is organise a house party. In one of the rare occurrences when what he plans is actually what happens, he even has food and drink and some awesome music, and has already plied the neighbours with a bottle of wine so they'll not call the police when things inevitably get too loud.

Always thinking.

He'd made sure everyone knew what he was doing, do you really want to miss this? Do you want to deal with his face after the holidays if you don't show up..?]

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OUTDOORS - BACK GARDEN

[thisonetime_withellis]

[It might be cold out, but that doesn't mean you can't go outside and make some noise. Just keep out of the shed.. who knows what you might find in there.]

[toocoolforthis]

[Dirk is spending a lot of his time outside of the house. The party atmosphere's a bit much for him, and one of the benefits of growing up with Bro is knowing a lot about alcohol, and knowing that there's nothing all that special about it.

Besides, he's got to get back home, and doing so drunk off his ass doesn't sound particularly fun.]

[rule_britannia]

Dirk?

[Oh, god, let him get out for a few minutes, just for a breather. Parties aren't really Arthur's kind of thing either, but Alfred wanted to come and he could be very persistent persuasive when he really wanted something to happen.

Sometimes letting him get his way was easier than continuing to argue and besides, Portsmouth was a nice enough place.]

Oh, thank bloody heavens, someone I can count on not to be sauced out of their mind. [A pause.] You are sober, aren't you?

[toocoolforthis]

If I wasn't, could you tell?

[Dirk's raising an eyebrow over the shades. Which is probably an indication that he is sober, but he is a Strider and therefore a troll.

Nevertheless, he shrugs and shifts a bit to give Arthur some space if he wants to stay and hang out.]

[rule_britannia]

... You make a good point.

[Arthur's yet to touch any alcohol yet, which is probably a good thing considering his utter lack of tolerance for anything more than wine coolers, and even that's a stretch.]

I can't say I expected you here.

[toocoolforthis]

People don't expect a lot of things out of me. But I was invited, so I figured I might as well come. London, amazingly, can be pretty boring.

[rule_britannia]

I'm aware. [There's a bit of a wry smile.] It's nice for a holiday and all, but living there is a chore.

[toocoolforthis]

I practically do live there for holiday. [Yay for school, and having your entire family there.]

[allamericanreject]

[Sometime later in the night, Alfred's chilling outside, leaning against a wall with a glass of something obviously alcoholic. He's tried not to overdo it, okay??

...At least he's not stumbling-over-himself drunk. Just...gonna-stay-still-for-a-bit tipsy. He's not going to let his boyfriend be right about him being an irresponsible idiot. Not this time. >:c He's still up for chatting though! Social butterfly right here, yo!]

[arrogantalloy]

[Coming out with a drink of his own. Tony spies Alfred and gives him a nod, and while he doesn't exactly come over to talk to him he obviously has no problem talking to him from the few feet away he is.]

Looks like you've been having some fun, there.

[allamericanreject]

Maaan, I didn't know they had parties like this here~ This is actually great! Though going back to school's going to seem like that much of a bummer later.

Howzit hangin'? You been havin' a good time?

[He's not slurring like a drunkard, but he does have the ramble on. So Tony should expect that.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony just raises an eyebrow at him, but then again he's had to go to a lot of parties just growing up as a Stark so he doesn't think it's as big a deal.]

Well, yeah. It's fun enough actually. How much have you even had?

[allamericanreject]

Enough! [he sticks his tongue out.] How much have you had?

[Parties aren't something he's been a part of. He'd been born into a strict family that had, for a portion of his life, moved around pretty erratically. So he tends to go all out and not adhere to all of the party rules. He tries though!]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony thinks for a moment then shakes his tumbler of half drunk straight scotch.]

4 of these and one vodka orange.

[While Tony knows he's very close to showing that he's been drinking, for now he seems very outwardly sober. Oh the joys of being introduced to alcohol young and having unlimited access at home and his Stark Industries based parties.]

[thisonetime_withellis]

Okay out here, buddy?

[It's the other Jones, coming out to see if his dorm-mate is doing alright being out here by himself. As he pops out of the door he lifts his hand in a wave and moves to lean against the wall beside Alfred.]

Wizards aren't big on drinkin', huh? There's some greenhorns in there, shit.

[allamericanreject]

Oh...hey Keith! There's the host of the party~

[Alfred holds a hand out. MANLY BROSHAKE??]

Yeaaaah, I'm sayin'. Or maybe it's just because their parents don't wanna let 'em be all up and drinkin', I know my mom ain't all that big on it. I hope no one's making a big mess though.

[thisonetime_withellis]

[MANLY BROSHAKE INDEED. Keith grins and shrugs one shoulder.]

Mam'll clean it up if they do, or whip me around until I do it I guess.

[He doesn't seem to mind either way.]

My bro's hangin' out upstairs to make sure we don't set the place on fire, but he said he don't want nothin' to do with whatever hocus pocus I bring home, so he'll be stayin' up there.

[allamericanreject]

Oooooh, scary magic!

[Alfred makes a silly gesture with one hand , then laughs pretty much at what he'd just said. Hehe. Scary magic.]

We're not gonna set the place on fire, s'just a bunch'a people chillin' out an' havin' a party, right? Ain't a thing wrong with that~ Nope. Not a one. Tho' hope no one tells my mom I been drinkin'. Fffffh.

[thisonetime_withellis]

That's what they said before they left, man! 'Don't give your brother any shit, and don't set the house on fire.'

[He pauses a moment.]

'Cept, y'know, not in those words, 'cause mam doesn't like us swearin' in front of her.

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur has had one beer.

One beer, that with his embarrassingly low alcohol tolerance has him leaning against Alfred's side and letting out a grumbly, discontented little noise as he works on finishing his second.]

Y'know... [He mutters, resting his head against his boyfriend's shoulder with a long-suffering sigh.] If my parents knew I was dating you, they'd kill me. [A pause.] Pft.. well, no, they wouldn't kill me. Mum wouldn't give a toss, and dad would just.. give me that.. [He waves his free hand vaguely.] .. disappointed look he's been giving me since I was born. And he can't say anything. His brother married a muggleborn.

[allamericanreject]

[He smiles. This is cute, and he'll have to remember to get Arthur drunk more often. LIKE IT'S HARD. Apparently he's a lightweight!]

Ohhh, come on now Arts. It can't be that bad. I don't think that it'll be that bad. Your dad's gonna hafta learn about this eventually, if it turns out okay for us, I mean...

...

Uhhh, didn't like...you say...one of your brothers is gay? So like, why would your dad even be upset? Jus' 'cause I'm a muggleborn? Because I'm pretty good at magic otherwise, so I don't think it matters.

[Ohh, this conversation is going to be the best conversation. Alfred's chill and all. But he talks too much.]

[rule_britannia]

[Such a lightweight.]

Mm.. William is. That isn't even an issue. Father says he can put his cock where he likes as long as he doesn't advertise it. [Arthur wrinkles his nose at his own phrasing.]

But yes, that's exactly it. Because you're muggleborn is exactly it. I'm not about to be branded a blood traitor by him, but.. tch.. I know he'd rather I marry into another pureblood family one day.

[allamericanreject]

Heh, you said cock.

[So mature. You're dating this, Arthur.]

Man, fuck another pureblood. Like whatever, I can do way better magic and when I get all up into the Ministry as an Auror, no one's gonna have nothin' to say. So theeeere.

[He looks pretty confident at that, and leans in to kiss Arthur's temple as if to reassure him that his father's opinion is not worth lingering on.]

Don't think 'bout things like that, man. It's a party, let's relax and have a couple more brewskis. [Hero!Smile^TM]

[rule_britannia]

[Arthur laughs a bit, tipping his beer bottle against the nearest light to see how much more is inside.]

If you can become an Auror I do believe you'll outrank him in the Ministry. He'll hate that. [A pause.] You should definitely do it.

[allamericanreject]

[Grins and kisses his cheek this time, softly...then laughs against it a little.]

If it means we're gonna be datin' for a while longer...then that's another reason for me to be an Auror, dude. S'worth tryin' to impress your parents tho', so that they like me. That way your dad can be okay with like...wherever our cocks are goin'.

[Ohhh god Alfred. Later you are going to regret this conversation but right now cocks is the funniest word.]