[He smiles. This is cute, and he'll have to remember to get Arthur drunk more often. LIKE IT'S HARD. Apparently he's a lightweight!]

Ohhh, come on now Arts. It can't be that bad. I don't think that it'll be that bad. Your dad's gonna hafta learn about this eventually, if it turns out okay for us, I mean...

...

Uhhh, didn't like...you say...one of your brothers is gay? So like, why would your dad even be upset? Jus' 'cause I'm a muggleborn? Because I'm pretty good at magic otherwise, so I don't think it matters.

[Ohh, this conversation is going to be the best conversation. Alfred's chill and all. But he talks too much.]