[Cyrus becomes ever so slightly unsettled. More than just slightly actually. More like, if he hadn't practiced dead-pan expressions for the past decade or so, he would be going on with a full-on lip quivering sob at this point.]

I don't see why I should follow something that depresses me. But you really ought to say that to those who view me as being a lesser individual. And I'm afraid I don't know where you're going with that, my apologies.

[OH HERA HELP HIM.]