[Oh sweet mother of jesus shitting christ. He was going to snap. Roxy was making it way too damn hard on him. In way too many ways. And the sproglets weren't helping matters. Especially not with his oh so blunt statement. Fuck now he was thinking about Roxy's boobs. Fuck.

And then he paused. You know what? If they were going to be little shits about it, then he was going to at least have fun with the fucking situation. And then he could make them feel stupid for not catching the god damn point.]

Yes. You've both nailed it. We were fucking stupid for even believing we could hide it, make you believe nothing was going on. That's exactly why we don't want you shits together. Exactly fucking it. We are absolutely, truly, madly, deeply in love.

[And then he pulled Roxy into a kiss. Right there in front of them, dipping her low in a dramatic fashion.]