Herbert coughed out another of those dry, barking laughs. "Why not? Maybe it's all rainbows and puppies with someone who actually gives a damn about you, but my experiences with kissing are with two people who were just using me as an experiment and stopped talking to me after, I guess because I was so bad or maybe just so completely underwhelming, and with one person who only tried because he was under the influence of a love potion. As soon as that wore off, he got together with the person I would actually really like to kiss, so I'm not exactly sold on the whole process."