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sortinghat_logs2013-02-14 01:12 pm
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in sortinghat_logs2013-02-14 01:12 pm
Entry tags:
lovwers in lovwe
WHO: Cronus Ampora and Dave Strider
TONE: [TONE AND GENRE]
RATING: ... I have no idea. R. NC-17. CRONUS IS INVOLVED, THIS AIN'T SUITABLE FOR ANY AUDIENCES.
WHEN: February 14th
WHERE: A pretty fancy restaurant in Hogsmeade
WHAT: Bro set up a blind date for Cronus and Dave, and pulled some strings to let them have it in Hogsmeade.
STATUS: Ongoing
[Everyone else may have thought it was a bad idea, but Bro? No. Bro thinks it's the best goddamn idea he ever had. Dave is single, Cronus is single. Cronus is also relatively desperate. So! The obvious solution is to set the two of them up. What could go wrong, honestly? Bro found happiness with an Ampora, so clearly Dave can too. It's perfect. Nothing could go wrong at all.
So he's set up a fantastic date for them and urged them both to dress their best, because it's the same restaurant he and Murdoc had their first date at. He's arranged for it all to go down smoothly. Cronus goes in first and gets seated at a booth and then Dave arrives a little while later and gets taken to him. It's candlelit and everything, the epitome of romantic. Hey, he's even splurged on some fancy wine for the two of them to be served. Because clearly they need wine. It'll help loosen the two of them up, right?
Right.
The bill's already been paid, the two of them have been instructed to order whatever they want. So have fun with that, enjoy the wine. But most of all, enjoy each other's company. Fall in love. Be romantic.
Or Bro will be sad.]
TONE: [TONE AND GENRE]
RATING: ... I have no idea. R. NC-17. CRONUS IS INVOLVED, THIS AIN'T SUITABLE FOR ANY AUDIENCES.
WHEN: February 14th
WHERE: A pretty fancy restaurant in Hogsmeade
WHAT: Bro set up a blind date for Cronus and Dave, and pulled some strings to let them have it in Hogsmeade.
STATUS: Ongoing
[Everyone else may have thought it was a bad idea, but Bro? No. Bro thinks it's the best goddamn idea he ever had. Dave is single, Cronus is single. Cronus is also relatively desperate. So! The obvious solution is to set the two of them up. What could go wrong, honestly? Bro found happiness with an Ampora, so clearly Dave can too. It's perfect. Nothing could go wrong at all.
So he's set up a fantastic date for them and urged them both to dress their best, because it's the same restaurant he and Murdoc had their first date at. He's arranged for it all to go down smoothly. Cronus goes in first and gets seated at a booth and then Dave arrives a little while later and gets taken to him. It's candlelit and everything, the epitome of romantic. Hey, he's even splurged on some fancy wine for the two of them to be served. Because clearly they need wine. It'll help loosen the two of them up, right?
Right.
The bill's already been paid, the two of them have been instructed to order whatever they want. So have fun with that, enjoy the wine. But most of all, enjoy each other's company. Fall in love. Be romantic.
Or Bro will be sad.]