clockspinner: (yo tossing it your way)
Dave Strider ([personal profile] clockspinner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_logs 2012-03-06 12:08 pm (UTC)

[Dave puts his hand up over his ear like he's holding an imaginary headphone to his head.]

You see this badge? Yeah I'm a straight up lion,
and by the time I'm done with you, son, you're gonna be cryin'
You think I'm scared to talk shit in front of your bro?
Man, it ain't my fault he's developmentally slow
I give you props, though,
it takes some serious balls
to try and get a Strider with his back to the wall
I'll run circles around you, man you don't even know
whoops, I forgot, you got nowhere to go

The point is I've been rapping since I came out the womb
so listen up, hot wheels, consider this your classroom
You got a lesson in rhyme with Professor D-Stride
look out, check yourself, 'cause we're about to collide
I thought you'd be too scared to even give this a try
Your dedication to the cause brings a tear to my eye
They call you a honey badger cause you don't give a shit,
but when you run with the big cats, be prepared to get bit.

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