[blinks ... and then sighs, rubbing at the bridge of his nose under his glasses] It's the damn castle playing silly buggers again, isn't it? It likes to do it every now and then, but I thought we were in the clear when a bunch of students got turned into little kids.

All right, so let's check facts. You're still Jim Moriarty, right? Except you're in Ravenclaw now instead of Slytherin. Have you still got some weird thing going on with Holmes?