"Hey hey hey!" he snaps, sitting up and separating the two. "Enough of tha- is that all ink...?"

He touches a hand to his face, feeling the wet ink and putting 2 and 2 together at the speed of light. "..................... You two are so dead once I've gotten us all cleaned up," he growls, standing and holding each boy around the waist under both his arms and hauling them off for the bathrooms.