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WHO: Tony, and YOU
TONE: Confused and adventuours
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 1st through 3rd
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Tony's woken up 5 years old, in a place he's never been before.
NOTE: Tony is going to be all over the place, so let me know where you've come across him.

Waking up. Tony finds himself in bed with somebody else. Sitting up Tony looks around the room then he stares at the older boy for a second before patting his face.

"Hey? Hey?"

What he doesn't know, is that the boy he's patting is Bruce.

After a while he finds himself away from Bruce and is exploring Hogwarts, looking to see what kind of place this is and what he can get up to.

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Yup, you're dying. [Deadpan. Winks and picks him up again, setting him on his shoulders.] It'd be a shame to die on an empty stomach though.

Awesome.

[Tony looks at him from upside down again with a grin.]

So, terminal cases get ice cream with their pancakes, right?

Nope, don't you know ice cream with terminal cases makes you swell up like a balloon?

You know, I think I can risk it. Do you not like ice cream, or something?

I'm just not a big fan of sweets actually - and ice cream for breakfast isn't good for you.

Wow, mom isn't really big on them either. It's not like I want a bowl. Just one scoop, it's better than a scoop of cream. Do you want me to have a scoop of cream, Banner?

[Probably hasn't called him Banner since he moved into the 6th year dorm.]

Nope. You can't have ice cream and bacon. Pick one or the other.

[Rests his chin on Bruce's head a bit awkwardly then heaves a heavy sigh.]

Bacon. And Honey.

So do I have to stay with you in the dorm all day after this? Have you been made my keeper? Or can I go outside and play in the snow?

Nah, we can go play in the snow if you want, but you have to wear a coat and gloves - I don't want you getting sick.

But it's snow, not radiation.

[Almost a whine.]

You want to be stuck inside on bed rest with pneumonia?

[Rolls eyes and eventually walks into the Great hall, heading for Ravenclaw table and setting Tony down on the bench.]

Will you look after... Me? ... Wow, food.

[Tony stares at the table full of food, if he were to see it when it's set up as a banquet, his eyes would probably shoot out his head. However he doesn't make a move for any of the food.]

I'd have to, I guess.

[Takes the plate in front of Tony and fills it with things he knows Tony likes. Including blueberries.]

Dig in.

[He frowns when he hears the words 'have to'. Going very silent as his plate is filled, then he picks up a knife and fork and starts to politely eat.]

[Notices and pokes his cheek lightly.] I was kidding. Of course I'd take care of you.

[Ruffles hair and gets juice for himself.]

[He swallows his mouthful in a well practised manner. Giving Bruce an almost suspicious glance for changing his story so fast.]

Well. Good. Then I guess it's okay if I get sick.

[He can't help but scrunch up his face as his hair is interfered with, then starts to fix it. Looking a little surprised at Bruce before fixing his hair. No one's ever done that to him before.]

Don't even think about it - the nurses can be scary when they want to, and they get extra tetchy when we get sick from being stupid like running outside without a coat in the dead of winter.

[Smiles and reaches over to fix his hair for him.] How's the food?

They can't get angry at me, because you'll be looking after me.

[Tony sits still for a moment as his hair is fixed.]

Jarvis cooks better eggs, but the sausages are good I guess.

You should see the Christmas dinners they make - the turkey alone is enough to stay at school for the holidays. [Has a piece of toast.]

[Tony turns up his little nose.]

Only Jarvis can make the best Turkey. It's even better than what 5 star restaurants offer.

[Snorts.]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

All the others turkey's can get in line behind Jarvis'

[Lifts his nose in the air.]

[Tweaks the nose.]

Snob. [Smiles to show he's teasing.]

[He scrunches his noses as it's tweeked and just pokes his tongue out at Bruce.]

[Pops a blueberry on the tongue and keeps nomming his toast.]