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WHO: Tony, and YOU
TONE: Confused and adventuours
RATING: PG
WHEN: December 1st through 3rd
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Tony's woken up 5 years old, in a place he's never been before.
NOTE: Tony is going to be all over the place, so let me know where you've come across him.

Waking up. Tony finds himself in bed with somebody else. Sitting up Tony looks around the room then he stares at the older boy for a second before patting his face.

"Hey? Hey?"

What he doesn't know, is that the boy he's patting is Bruce.

After a while he finds himself away from Bruce and is exploring Hogwarts, looking to see what kind of place this is and what he can get up to.

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[Curls his shoulders in and sulks as he's pushed out]

I'm not a package, no one signed for me and put me in that bed.

I don't think.

[Tony he will pick you up if you keep fighting you brat.]

Maybe a stork grabbed you by mistake and delivered you to the wrong address.

[Tony looks up at him looking indignant]

I'm not a baby! I'm five and six months old. I can start elementary next year.

[He huffs at Bruce. Now refusing to move again.]

That's why I said 'by mistake', boy genius.

[Nudges back.]

Don't make me carry you.

Storks don't even deliver babies. Doctors do.

[Yeah, not moving. He's in sulk mode.]

Where do you think the storks carrying babies myth came from? Wizards used to use them to deliver adopted newborns to their parents in the old days. Occasionally the kids got dropped in cabbage patches too by accident.

[Sighs and picks him up, slinging him over a shoulder.] Way to make me feel like a kidnapper, Tony.

Well that's stu- Hey!

[Tony flails about as he's hefted up. However he does cling to Bruce's shirt so his flailing doesn't make him fall.]

Well you aren't, because you're doing it wrong!

No kidding, maybe I should've tied you up and gagged you.

[Only teasing, as is shown through his light tone of voice, and he takes Tony to the Hospital Wing.]

Hey! No fair threatening that!

[He goes back to wiggling and squirming]

I don't want to gooo!

[Tickles as he keeps walking.]

Hey, come on, you're the one who wanted breakfast remember? After we're done meeting this professor we can go eat.

[He squeals with laughter and squirms more.]

Argh! No! That's cheating, no fair!

[Smiles at the laughing and stops tickling but still walking.]

[With a loud sigh he flops lifelessly against Bruce, then mumbles.]

You are cruel and heartless and I don't want to meet even more people who's name I wont remember, and who will only care I'm Howard's son.

Oh trust me, no one here really gives a damn who's son you are so long as you just behave yourself.

[Pats his back and keeps walking until they get to the Hospital Wing.]

[He continues to just sag over him lifelessly]

Liar.

[Tickles him again.]

Come on, cheer up! Some day you'll study here or somewhere like it and be given lots of detention for being a brat.

[He tries to wiggle closer to Bruce's head to get away from his fingers.]

Hey! I'm not a brat. And I wont get detentions either.

...Hey?

Hmm? [Stops tickling, glancing up curiously and rearranging him so Tony's sitting on Bruce's shoulders.]

Woah.

[He fidgets a little as he get's his balance then rests his hands on Bruce's head. This was actually what he was going to ask for. So he feels the need to think up something else.]

What's it like, being at school here?

[Thinks a bit.]

It's not so bad. It's boarding school - full of ups and downs but still, I quite like it.

Got lots of friends? Or a girlfriend?

[Chuckles.]

No, no girlfriend, but I've got plenty of good friends.

How about a girl you want to make your girlfriend? What are your friends like? Are they fun?

[He leans forward so he can try and look at Bruce's face.]

[Chuckles at the boy's curiosity and shakes his head.]

Nah, I'm a nerd - we don't mix too well with girls. My friends are great - one can be a bit of a jerk sometimes because he's too smart for his own good and likes to show off, but for the most part he's good.

If you wore different glasses you wouldn't look like a nerd.

[Being the incorrigible kid he is, he takes off his glasses and sits up and puts them on himself]

Woah... And if he's such a jerk, why be friends with him? Jerk's shouldn't have friends.