Holiday Ghost Event: Baby Britain

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone, affected and not
TONE: Confused and Juvenile
RATING: PG; THEY'RE BABIES
WHEN: December 1st through 3rd
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Due to visiting holiday ghosts, some students and staff find themselves living in the past...and a great deal younger than they're used to. But not all of them, so I hope they know how to babysit!
NOTE: This signals the event start. Use any posting format you want, and feel free to post about this as well on these weird cool journals your younger!character just found!

Comments

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You're a liar! A liar lying face!

_{[Maybe one day he'll get better at insults. Doubtful.]}

You're the same ages as me, stupid.

[babenbergbaby]

[....Oh oh okay he gets it, he is actually Gilbert. It was a joke. A mean joke. >:(]

...I already know that!! You're supposed to be five like me. You're the one that did something to make yourself big because you think you're big and tough but you're a big dummy.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

I am not! I'm supposed to be nine. Besides, I've always been big and tough! Don't make my prove it to you!

[babenbergbaby]

Did you eat something weird? Mommy always says to watch out for enchanted foods that make you stupid.

[Absolutely sincere. Again, sarcasm has not even been acquired yet.]

Or bigger than you are. Because you aren't acting different!

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You should be asking yourself that. I already told you that I'm the age I'm supposed to be!

_{[This sincerity from you is weird, Roderich. HE DOESN'T LIKE IT.]}

Get with the program. Hurry up and grow!

[babenbergbaby]

[ALMOST MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT OR WHO PESTERS HIM ENOUGH TO EVENTUALLY GIVE HIM THE PROVERBIAL POLE UP HIS BUTT, DOESN'T IT.

but on an unrelated note

except not really]

Maybe her family hexed that compass before she stabbed my bum. Her dad plays tricks on people so I wouldn't be surprised! I don't like her!

I don't like you, either...

[kantstoppfantstopp]

_{[It's a complete mystery!!!! Definitely has nothing to do with this jerk, obviously.]}

Maybe! That would explain why you're suddenly so tiny.

_{[Because he's obviously supposed to be this age, too.]}

Pffwah. I don't like either of you! Booyah!