Holiday Ghost Event: Baby Britain

[shnpc]

WHO: Everyone, affected and not
TONE: Confused and Juvenile
RATING: PG; THEY'RE BABIES
WHEN: December 1st through 3rd
WHERE: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
WHAT: Due to visiting holiday ghosts, some students and staff find themselves living in the past...and a great deal younger than they're used to. But not all of them, so I hope they know how to babysit!
NOTE: This signals the event start. Use any posting format you want, and feel free to post about this as well on these weird cool journals your younger!character just found!

Comments

[wwehs]

Yeah right! You suck at speakin'.

[That... makes Eridan frown. A lot. Hes a huge brat and he's prone to getting mad whenever people don't know what he's talking about. Normally he'd suppress it but hey.

He's rude.]

I aint sayin' they're fingers, stupid. I'm sayin' he's got marks on his--- scars!! That's what they are, scars! He's got scars on his face.

[candycrabapple]

You suck too! At leasd I don't falled over! Cause you did, you felled over!

[He gives him huffy face.]

And if you keep being a bum-head I'm going to tell everyone you did too!

Well you didn'd say marks, you jus'-

[He copies the gesture Eridan made.]

-did that! That's not marks or scars! It's face painting with out paint, and that's as dumb as you. Because no one face paints with out face paint.

[wwehs]

You'd be fallin' ower too if you were carryin' around this dumb thing I'm carryin' around!

[Huffy face right back and he pulls his robe up closer to himself, bundling it in his hands.]

Don't you dare tell anyone I fell, or I'll hit you, I aint afraid to!!

Stupid!! I meant that in a "he's got stuff on his face that's in this direction" not that he's got face paint on his face! Duh! I thought that was easy to tell!! 'Least for smart people like me and not dumb stupid babies!!

[candycrabapple]

Nuh uh! Because I know how to walk. See!

[He marches on the spot while pointing to his feet.]

Tha's walking! You're not a wizard! Why are you wearing that?

If you hit me I'll tattle! I'll tell my daddy you hit me, he's a soldier, he'll shoot you if you hit me!

[He goes a red in the face]

I'M NOT A DUMB STUPID BABY

[wwehs]

Not mowin anywhere isn't prowin' you know how to walk, dummy!

[He makes a confused face, then shakes his head.]

I am too a wizard! I'm a pureblood! You must be some kinda dumb muggle if you don't ewen know that!!

[He scoffs and stomps his foot a few times, getting real mad.]

Whatewer! I don't care if he's a soldier! My papa'll hurt you and your dad if he ewen tries to shoot me and he'll lock up the both a you!! My papa's an auror and he wouldn't let him touch me with any weapon if you tried!

[candycrabapple]

FINE

[He marches around Eridan to prove how much he can in fact walk. Though he's probably picking up his feet too high, but that's not the point, he's till not falling over.]

Seeeeeee, WalkinG cause there's a NG sound!

[He just stares at him when he's using words he doesn't know]

Stop calling me dumb, you dumb face!

[Karkat's just going to start shouting now, because he's so mad]

MY DAD WILL JUST SHOOT YOUR DAD TOO, AND HE'LL HIT YOU WITH BULLETS NOT THE GUN, THAT'S DUMB, YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU DUUUUMBFAAAAACE.

[wwehs]

Okay whatewer. And shut up, I can't help how I say stuff!

[HUFF.]

WELL Y'ARE DUMB!! YER JUST SOME DUMB KID WHO DUNNO WHAT HE'S TALKIN' BOUT!!

[Oh we're both shouting now, oh boy.]

I WASN'T SAYIN' HE'D HIT ME WITH THE GUN, STUPID!! YOU'RE JUST SOME STUPID LIL' KID WHO DON'T KNOW CRAP!

[Eridan is also clenching his fist, slightly reeling it back. Now, he won't hit him yet, just... he might if he's provoked more.]

[candycrabapple]

I'M NOT DUMB, I'M NEVER DUMB, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS A MASSIVE DUMB. STOP BEING SO DUMB.

[He stamps his feet at him and points at him angrily.]

I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH A GUN, STOP CALLING ME STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!

[ 'Stupid' has pretty much devolved into high-pitched squealing.]