Smart boys don't mess around

[preanimator]

WHO: Herbert West, Sherlock Holmes, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner
TONE: Playful, goofy
RATING: PG-13ish, for possible language
WHEN: The evening of November 27
WHERE: Ravenclaw 6th year boy's dorm
WHAT: Shenanigans!

Herbert really had a love-hate relationship with his roommates - he loved some of them and hated some others. Well, really he quite liked Bruce, thought Sherlock was interesting but occasionally insufferable, and hated Tony. It meant he preferred it when they weren't all together in the same room, because Bruce was always mooning after Tony, and Sherlock liked to show off, the more people there were around, and he just wanted to get some bloody homework done!

"I don't suppose anyone would like to possibly shut up," he asked the room at large disparagingly, "Since it's a bit late for me to go to the library and escape all your rubbish?"

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

"Hmm"

He looks at Sherlock before looking back over to the bed, lowering his own voice.

"Bruce sleeps quick and deep. But after that attempt to throw a book, no way West is asleep. What's he up to?"

[3potionproblem]

"He's either very interested in us or very interested in Bruce. The book would say it's not us--he'd rather we were quiet, honestly. But as you said, Bruce is asleep."

[greenmoonrising]

Bruce liked his back rubs - liked them quite a bit actually. So when Herbert's hand slid down his back, it was only natural for him to make a quiet, breathy sound and to arch up into the touch pressing his chest firmer against Herbert and arse definitely more in reach of the wandering hand.

[preanimator]

Oh, oh that was practically permission, wasn't it? An engraved invitation, Come on, Herbert, it's perfectly fine to feel me up in my sleep, it might even give me nice dreams! Right?

He rubbed the small of Bruce's back a few more times, working up his courage ... and then let his hand wander gingerly over the curve of the other boy's ass, feeling the muscle underneath the pajama pants. Herbert was holding his breath and he wasn't even aware of it, too enthralled by the fact that he had his hand on Bruce's bum.

[arrogantalloy]

"Yeah, he's really not going to be interested in us, we're annoying."

He sits up, straddling Sherlock as he does, looking at the closed curtains.

"We should find out what's going on."

He licked his lips looking rather intent on his decision. Something was niggling him, about the fact Herbert and Bruce were quiet in the bed together.

[3potionproblem]

Sherlock bucked his hips to try and dislodge him.

"Then go over there."

[greenmoonrising]

Bruce sighed happily at the backrubs, wuffing quietly against Herbert's skin and just being the content puppy that he was. Regardless of whether his butt was being subtly touched or not.

[preanimator]

Subtly was going to rapidly turn into not-so-subtle as Herbert bit his lip and gave the muscle a soft squeeze, then let his hand wander over to the other buttock and squeezed that one, too. He was well aware that that was probably as much as he could do without getting caught or waking Bruce up, but it was really, really tempting to go just a little further ...

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony slaps Sherlock's side, only hard enough to make a sound, not to hurt, then slips off him. Which was good, because he didn't really like him wiggling between his legs.]

Come on then, let's go.

[He mumbles before softly padding over to Herbert's head, stopping just outside this closed curtains.]

[3potionproblem]

[Sherlock rolls his eyes as he has no idea why this hsould involve him in any way.. but it's not as though he was doing anything important. So he gets up and follows.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Twitches at the squeeze but doesn't protest, just wuffing again and shifting until he's mostly lying on top of poor Herbert. That thigh? It's just going to settle between your legs, that's all right with you, right Herb?]

[preanimator]

[Herbert squeaks. It's a very small sound, but definitely there, as his eyes go wide. Oh, oh, oh dear. The smaller boy is suddenly hyperaware of every little place the werewolf is touching him, as the more cynical pert of himself reminds him that this is probably the closest he's ever going to get to anything resembling intimate touch - a sleeping roommate flopped on top of him who would hastily scramble off if woken up.

That leg position is perfectly all right with Herbert, as long as Bruce isn't going to object to the sudden springing to life of a very embarrassing erection and to Herbert yanking on the covers to make absolutely certain they're both covered up because GOD.]

[arrogantalloy]

[On hearing the squeak, Tony wastes no time in yanking open the curtains and just looks down at the pair of them and just stares at what he sees. Really not sure with what to do with the situation that's been presented to him.]

[3potionproblem]

Bored.

"Well, I'd say it appears Herbert has been compromised by a nearly grown man who still sleeps like an attention starved child."

[greenmoonrising]

[Snuffles more into Herbert's neck because WHY IS THERE NOISE AGAIN?]

[preanimator]

It was probably really good that there were no lit wands and the covers were over the pair in the bed, so it wasn't immediately obvious that his hand was on Bruce's bum (for about two seconds, because he snatched it away like the werewolf's ass was on fire once the curtains were opened) or that he had a stiffie snugged up against the bigger boy'sw thigh. Still, Herbert stared at Tony and Sherlock with a shell shocked expression, which snapped down into a frown in a few moments.

"Go away," he whispered fiercely. "Some of us are trying to sleep!"

[arrogantalloy]

"Only one of us is sleeping. Why is he on top of you?"

If his voice had fully dropped, he would have added an unimpressed growl to his tone, however all he could manage was sounding really annoyed with the situation, at least his scowl made up for his lack of growl. So he thought.

[3potionproblem]

"Because that's what Bruce does."

He rolls his eyes. This isn't going to erupt into something pointlessly dramatic, is it? Far too much testosterone in the room.

Though from his breathing and coloration, you're not fooling him in the slightest, Mr. West.

[greenmoonrising]

Since the volume was definitely picking up again, Bruce made a rather disgruntled wuffing noise and burrowed his face more between Herbert's neck and pillow, attempting to escape the far too chattery boys. SHEESH.

[preanimator]

Herbert went stiffer as the werewolf moved, and he flapped his hand frantically at the other two boys. Sherlock was right, he couldn't be blamed for this! Which was actually completely true, for once. The hand-on-butt thing, that he could be blamed for, but no one was accusing him of that, and Bruce had climbed on top all on his own.

"Be quiet," he hissed, "Go back to bed, don't wake him up, he doesn't sleep enough as it is!"

[arrogantalloy]

Tony glares long and hard between both Herbert and Bruce. Looking like he's about to start trouble, however he remembers that any sudden outburst is just going to startle something he doesn't want the other two to know about.

"Whatever."

Tony drops the curtain and grabs some things off his bed before heading to the door.

"I'll be in the common room."

He plans to scowl through engine repair all night long.

[3potionproblem]

Sherlock watches him go then parts the curtain again to give Herbert a look.

"Points for bravery but you're still an idiot. Good night."

He lets the curtain fall back down and takes up residence on Bruce's bed again.

[greenmoonrising]

Completely unaware of the troubles of the world, Bruce just keeps on snoozing, quieting now that the boys around him seem to have shut up at last.