[Why, think of the devil and she will appear! And missing a few key items like modest clothing and a boyfriend. If Graham had organized thoughts, he'd file that away under 'Important'.]

Oh no no, the advice I took was considerably more appealing than...

[He makes a grand, sweeping gesture toward the majority of the room.

This light petting and what certain people call 'tonsil hockey'. Ah, but that's no fair, such slander, an insult to a perfectly violent Muggle sport!!

I take it you and Ellis are here to further degrade its fine name?