All is full of love!

[moveslikejaeger]

WHO: ALL THE HUFFLEPUFFS AND GRYFFINDORS
TONE: Fluff and silliness!
RATING: Probably not more than PG-13??
WHEN: Sunday Night, After dinner!
WHERE: Hufflepuff Common room!
WHAT: Maxim attempts to draw everyone into a Jaegerpile. Cuddles follow. (Don't be shy! Tag anyone you want! Everyone in the pile is free game! This log is all about free platonic love, brother.)
STATUS: ONGOING

[See Maxim.]

[See Maxim ransack the boys' dormitories for pillows and blankets.]

[See Maxim turn them into a pile in the middle of the Hufflepuff common room.]

[See Maxim throw a few cushions in for good measure.]

[See Maxim flop down in the nest he made.]

IZ CUDDLE TIME NOW, YAH?

Comments

[moveslikejaeger]

[Yesssssss. Maxim wastes no time in rearranging himself so that he's lying on top of her, face planted squarely in her cleavage with a happy sigh. Don't mind if he spends the rest of the evening here, rubbing his face up against them and making happy noises]

[ladyliberty]

[Just don't drool on them okay that's gross. She'll just cozy up in the pillows, draping her arms across Maxim's back.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[How about kisses? Are kisses okay? Cuz he might sneak a few of those in there]

[ladyliberty]

[Kisses are okay.]

So how's things with the boyfriend, eh Maxie?

[moveslikejaeger]

[Hooray!]

[Except good mood is kind of ruined by that question. He groans rolls onto his back, tipping his head back to pout at her]

Hy em de vorst boyfriend effer! Hy ken't giff op boobs! Iz not zo much temptation from boys, but boobs, 'melia! Boooooooobs. Hy luff dem.

[ladyliberty]

[Aww, she was just teasing, she didn't mean to make him feel bad.]

Everyone loves boobs. I'm sure he couldn't blame you.

[moveslikejaeger]

[he just feels bad about it already.]

[He gives one of her boobs a squeeze, rubbing his face against it with a whine]

Hy dunno, 'Melia, iz like... hyu s'ppozed to haff only vun luff, right? Und be all focused on dem, und no vun elze, right? Und Hy ken't do dot. Hy try, but vhen Hy'm vit odder pipple, iz zo easy to forget.

Und Hy alvays vorry 'bout Rapunzel...

[ladyliberty]

I don't know. That's why I've never been good at the whole dating thing. I mean, the one time I tried it, look how that ended up. [Actually don't. That wasn't one of her prouder moments.]

... And it'd be a crime to keep these tits to one guy forever. Why do you worry about Rapunzel?

[moveslikejaeger]

[siiiiigh] Iz gonna end op dot vay for me too, Hy tink.... [Only it's Van, and he really hates the idea of disappointing Van. They have to live with each other for the rest of their lives regardless of their dating status, after all]

She tinks Hy em sveet. Und Hy ken't say no to her, but dot izn't goink to end vell. Hy don't vant to make her sad.

[ladyliberty]

You know if you make her sad I'll rip your spleen out, right? [She says it casually, not changing tone from her previous sentence.]

I wish people could be less uptight about this stuff, y'know? And then we could all have a big cuddle orgy. [Like they are doing right now, actually.]

[moveslikejaeger]

Hy vould expect nottink less. [completely solemn] Do hyu might vanna try zumting Hy ectually need like my lifer or zumting.

Cuddle orgies iz nize... Hy like dot idea. Free luff efferyvhere.

[ladyliberty]

Well, I don't want it to be over too quickly, you know.

Punzie's traditional though. She wants a real boyfriend, and commitment and stuff.

[moveslikejaeger]

Hmmm... dot iz a verra goot point. Schould probably nail me to de vall too, zo Hy ken't get help. Hy know vhere to get zum railroad nails, if hyu vould like.

Yah, Hy know. [sigh] If only dot vas me. Hy ken go t'rough de motions, but vhen it comes to commitment...

[sulks, rolling onto his belly to pout up at Amelia] Hy don' like leashes.

[ladyliberty]

I know how you feel, buddy. [She strokes his hair comfortingly.]

[moveslikejaeger]

[Face goes back into the boobs, and he sits there rumbling contentedly for a while] Luff hyu, 'Melia.

[ladyliberty]

Are you talking to me, or my boobs?

[moveslikejaeger]

Ken it be both? Iz nize boobs. Und nize gorl.

[ladyliberty]

Yeah, both is good.