Hmmm... dot iz a verra goot point. Schould probably nail me to de vall too, zo Hy ken't get help. Hy know vhere to get zum railroad nails, if hyu vould like.

Yah, Hy know. [sigh] If only dot vas me. Hy ken go t'rough de motions, but vhen it comes to commitment...

[sulks, rolling onto his belly to pout up at Amelia] Hy don' like leashes.