I can't help it, man. And this time I'm straight-up honest. I just find you really good-looking. Even if you were butt-ugly I'd still like you. But your face is definitely a plus. Especially your eyes. And especially when you smile.

[Juuuust going to look away the longer he talks, because he's rambling, and this time it's on a topic that probably comes off as inappropriate to ramble about.]