[You are awesome and totally potential best bro material Maxim.]
Hmm..what kind of hammer hmm?

Oh really? You didn't read anything else by the author? I've heard his other stuff is good too. I..honestly only read the book of it after I saw the movie though.
[He leans in and lowers his voice]
So..if something bad did happen Bro would cover for us? That's pretty cool of him. I'm guessing it's still something you're keeping on the down low though right?
I wouldn't mind coming to watch but...[He gestures to his skinny frame.] I don't think I'd be much of a fighter.
[Nevermind vampire super strength. He's more worried about you squishy mortal types. Fighting would probably give him away preeeetty quickly.]